I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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