i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I just want nice things and good sex
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Randomize