I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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