I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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