Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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