but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
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