Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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