I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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