i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Randomize
