I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Randomize
