idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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