even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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