i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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