Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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