She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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