Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Can you repeat that, but with context?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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