We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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