Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
So many bounce houses so little time
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
be right there i have to get my cape
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
