it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Hippo gnu deer
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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