Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Walk of Shame today included voting.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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