is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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