I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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