how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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