so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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