My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Randomize
