Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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