summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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