so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
