covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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