Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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