Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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