Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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