Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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