just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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