I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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