If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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