is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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