Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
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