On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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