Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
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