We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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