Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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