that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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