did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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