But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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