i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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