That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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