what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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