Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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