Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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