Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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